"I would NEVER have guessed you had anxiety and depression issues ! You’re always so confident and everything !”
What if colleges only made you pay the percentage of tuition that you failed, so if you got an average of 86 for the year you’d only have to pay 14% of the tuition, but if you got a 94 then it’d only be 6%. That way we’d be rewarding the success and even if you flunked the semester, you still wouldn’t have to pay for ALL of the tuition
You are the future.
I hate people who are naturally really good at small talk and are comfortable with it too wow screw you and your well developed social skills
Get it because it’s a CELL WALL
oh my god
can we just get this to 100k so i can post the picture i’ve been saving for a while
let’s all stop for a minute and thank jk rowling for not making the golden trio a love triangle
art by sakimichan
OHH MY FUCKING GOD THAT HOWL MY OVARIES JUST EXPLODED CHRIST ON THE CROSS GOOD LORD MMHMM HELLA FINE HEY BOY HEY OMG WHY R U NOT REAL HOT DIGGITY DAYUM SON
so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads
Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child.
I am still crying laughing over that second to last one.
human, we need to have a talk about you not meeting the standards expected of you by the company.
can we all just appreciate that peeta lives in a place called panem
panem is latin for bread
peeta lives in bread
I’m pretty positive The Hunger Games is just one, really long and depressing bread pun.
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.